Monday, July 4, 2011

The Sixth Character...

She doesn't say very much, she has really expressive eyes and her first words were ooooh...the claw.

Dela is...

"Take me to Pizza Planet Mum, Dad says it's ok if you say it's ok"
What! You are giving kids character names now, how long is this whole character thing going to take? I'm conservatively estimating that the whole thing will take four weeks, probably a little less unless there are secret kids out there that I don't yet know about. I'm looking at you Copley's, it's a well known fact that 93% of Werribee girls have two kids to help them blow out the candles at their 21st birthday party. I'm just saying is all...

The Aliens are green and have bugged-out eyes, much like Dela when her mashed vegetables do not agree with her. In the Toy Story movies, the Aliens were adopted by Mr and Mrs Potato Head, but now thanks to this blog, we now know that the biological parents are Stinky Pete and Character To Be Named Later.

Things the internet has taught us: Dela was a pretty big baby, but according to the Guinness Book of Records, the largest baby ever born was 30 inches long and weighed 23 pounds and 12 ounces, and for those of you who only speak the metric system that is 76.2 centimetres and 10.8 kilograms, and for those of you who only speak Macca's, 23 pounds and 12 ounces is 95 quarter pounders.

That's a big baby, but that won't be the last Big Baby we see as we move through this list...

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