Monday, July 18, 2011

The Sixteenth Character...

He's a very scary unit, rarely seen without a drink in his hand, and he always likes to keep his shoes on to hide the purple polish on his toe nails.

Copah is...

Copah always preferred onesie pyjamas.
Big Baby is a Bitty Baby doll with a lazy eye and a series of terrifying tattoos. When he drinks too much from the bottle that is apparently permanently attached to his hand, he gets mad at Lotso and likes to chuck her into dumpsters, so watch out for that CVD.

It has recently been discovered that Big Baby's full name is actually Big Prom Night Dumpster Baby, and although the identity of his father remains unknown, use of DNA matching and the LazyEye.com website has uncovered his mother...

Haha, your Mum is Paris Hilton...
Things the internet has taught us: The One Night In Paris video has been watched approximately 34,871,596 times, and according to his internet service provider, views 11,413,251 16,972,397 and 23,051,004 were all Copah, which is now super awkward now that she is his Mum.

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