The Nineteenth Character...

She doesn't have junk in her trunk, but she does store some important things back there. She's one of the world's leading sources of vodka, and like a lot of carbohydrates she is very complex.

Aims is...

That horrible moment when you realise you are wearing your killer red heels, your hat and nothing else. Also you only have one ear for some reason.

Mrs Potato Head is sweet and patient, and she sounds just like George Costanza's mum. Anyone who has seen Amy sneak out of training to babysit Dela will not be surprised to discover that she loves the Pizza Planet Aliens.

Amy does not take it as a compliment to her abilities when you call her Mrs Head, so use her full name or else you will get seriously hurt. Yes, even though she has a very placid demeanour, if you get her angry then you will know about it.

So she was lying on the ground, and I whacked on my angry eyes, and kicked her while she was down there.

Things the internet has taught us:
The potato was the first vegetable to be grown in outer space.
The average American eats 64 kilos of potato every year.
The world's largest potato chip was made in 1990 and was 2 foot wide.

In Opposite-World, Amy's butt stares at you!