Monday, July 11, 2011

The Eleventh Character...

He's a long way from being extinct, and if you really look hard, you can see that his arms are way too little for his body.

Ryzah is...

Check out the grey chest hairs.
Rex is an excitable large, green, plastic Tyrannosaurus Rex who suffers from anxiety, an inferiority complex, and the concern that he is not scary enough. Ryzah is an expert at computer games, especially Buzz Lightyear: Attack On Zurg and Words With Friends.

T-Rex did not live in the Jurassic period, he did however live in the park of the same name. Rex actually lived during the Cretaceous period, roughly 65-85 million years ago, also the last time that Indiana had a decent basketball team.

No one really knows how long Ryzah will live for, as we have already learned, he was born at least 65 million years ago, and recently discovered footage sent back from Wall-E in 2805 shows that he is still around and still practising his dodgy ten-pin bowling skills.

"Leave me alone, it's hard to bowl with puny girl arms" - Anonymous
Things the internet has taught us: Translated from the original Latin, Tyrannosaurus Rex means Tyrant Lizard King, but that was for the boy dinosaurs, the girl dinosaurs were called Tyrannosaurus Banks which translates to America's Next Top Model Host

Tyrannosaurus Banks - might have been able to fly!

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