The Fourteenth Character...

He recently married his dream girl at their dream wedding. She drives her dream car and lives in her dream house.

Ben is...

Oh, Hi there ladies, I didn't hear you come in.

Ken is a smooth talking doll whose love of fashion and obsession with body sculpting do not even come close to making him feel better about not being anatomically correct. Now let's journey through Ben and KT's relationship as seen by Ben's ever-changing hair and outfits.

1. Ben and KT meet at a disco

2. Realising that his disco outfit was super-gay, Ben buys a Harley and draws on a tattoo for their next date.

3. Ben helps KT choose a car.

4. Ben proposes on a tropical island, it is surprising he could hide an engagement ring in those super small shorts.

5. Looking very sharp at the wedding.

6. Being sun-smart on the honeymoon (photo cropped to make you think he might be wearing pants)

7. Ben buys tiny dog and begins life as a Sugar Daddy.

Things the internet has taught us: Every second two Barbie's are sold in the world. There are approximately 27 Barbie's to every Ken which explains why Ken is so happy, and also explains where his kenis went, it fell off due to overuse.