The Eighteenth Character...

She always been a friend to New Zealanders, and I've never seen her with any sheep, so she has definitely lost them and can't tell where to find them.

Kylie is...

Damn! Bo Peep got back.

Bo Peep (better known as Ho Peep) is a porcelain shepherdess figurine. Bo and her sheep often play the role of damsel in distress in Andy's plays. It has only recently been discovered that Kylie narrowly avoided being known as Mrs Hotato Head, which 82 out of 100 people surveyed put as their top answer. But luckily this blog does not follow Family Feud rules.

And if you tell me to be patient one more time, I will insert this crook somewhere very unpleasant.

Hey, what did Kylie's seven very short work mates say to her when they caught the same train as her one Monday morning? Hi Ho. It's off to work we go!

Things the internet has taught us: Everyone loves Spam, whether it be a Spam and cheese croissant for breakfast, a hot Spam sandwich for lunch or the always popular Spamghetti Bolognaise for dinner (why not all three!). However it is very sad to hear that some cultures do not allow people do eat pork products, even when mixed with spices and canned for delicious eternity.
However things are now looking up with the introduction of Splamb!

I'm going to tell people I lost you, while I enjoy a Splamb souvlaki with garlic sauce.