He's a bit of a know-it-all, and definitely goes a shade of pink whenever he is exposed to direct sunlight, runs a little bit, or someone turns on a light globe brighter than 75 watts.
Bav is...
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Hamm is a wise-cracking realist piggy-bank with a cork in his belly instead of a stopper. Mild mannered porcine by day, at night he assumes his secret identity, that of super-villain the evil Dr Pork-Chop. Also, Leesy love piggies...
Things the internet has taught us: Pork Scratchings are one of the most unhealthy snack foods in the history of the world. They are made by covering pig skin in salt and then deep-frying them. Uncoincidentally, they are extremely tasty, and if you are looking for a nutritional loop-hole, they are extremely low-carb.
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