The Blog Is Back

Stupid Channel 9 have ruined the launch of the 2011 blog. Have you seen all of those catchy ads spruiking 7 o'block? That was meant to be my advertising campaign...

One, Two, Three O'Blog, Four O'Blog, Grog!
Five, Six, Seven O'Blog, Eight O'Blog, Jog!
Nine, Ten, Eleven O'Blog, Twelve O'Blog, Fog!
We're gonna grog around the blog tonight!

The millions of dollars I wasted on that advertising campaign, all ruined because Scotty Cam is mildly dyslexic. I really should have just sponsored the team and bought everyone a gold helicopter, oh well maybe next year.

Anyhow, the blog is back, and it's not new, in fact it looks a lot like last years. And it's definitely not improved, basically because I've drunk enough in the last 12 months to kill off several million brain cells, so we'll be flat-out to use cromulent words and dodgy punctuation will embiggen the smallest sentence.

With the brilliant theme of Toy Story proposed by Loz, (the second amazing thing she's brought into the world lately, for those counting at home), the blog will kick-off by revealing everyone's character for the 2011 campaign. So starting on Monday the 27th of June, we'll be revealing one character every day, until everyone has been assigned...and when I say every day, that obviously doesn't include weekends, because those days don't count.

So come back Monday for the first character reveal. But first a quick preview to fire up your imaginations...

Potato-Head...structure...Paris Hilton's lazy eye...oooh The Claw!...there's a snake in my boot...kicking Lauren Gardiner...Stinky Pete...I definitely smell pork products of some kind...baaaaa

For god's sake KT, watch those movies, this will make a lot more sense...