The Checklist...

Take a leaf out of Santa's playbook and check this list, and then check it twice. Try to work out what's crap and what's good advice.

Just like Santa's list, this one is in alphabetical order as well, no extra charge for that either...

Babysitter - so you don't wake up in the middle of the night wondering where Dela is

  

Cash - just some walking around money

Characters - just a quick reminder of who is whom, there might be a test during the week;

Dave = Woody

Mossy = Jessie

Allah = Big Al (aka Chicken Man)

Amos = Mrs Potato Head

Bav = Ham

Bear = Lotso Huggin' Bear

Copah = Big Baby

KT = Buzz Lightyear

Kylie = Bo Peep

Loz = Trizie

Ryzah = Rex

Tonah = Stinky Pete

Es = Sarge

Leesy = Wheezy

Dela = Pizza Planet Alien

Ben = Ken Doll

Courtney Copah = Etch-A-Sketch

Simon = Cymbal Banging Monkey

The Sherwinator = Rocky Gibraltar

Cramp Reduction Kit - magnesium tablets, tonic water, regular water

Day to day clothes -

• jeans
• tracksuits
• tops
• t-shirts
• sunglasses
• smoking jacket
• bubble pipe
• pyjamas
• definitely remember pyjamas

Extra-Special New Singlet - the one that most of us got at Shagy's on Wednesday


Game-related injury prevention devices - braces, tape, blister pads, etcetera...


Game-related stink prevention equipment - deodorant


General Hygiene (this is an important one) - 

•  toothpaste and toothbrush
• shampoo and conditioner (not for the baldies)
• head razor (for baldies who are faking it)
• normal razor
• make-up
• deodorant
• perfume
• man perfume
• moisturiser
• hairspray/fudge/gel - whatever you prefer
• hair straightener
• bobby pins
• hair elastics
• scrunchies (are they a thing anymore?)

Important non Big-V playing gear - 

• netball shoes
• one plethora of socks
• lucky underwear
• regular underwear
• skins
• sports bras
• crop tops
• hair ribbons for special occasion games
• thongs for in between games

Mobile Phone - Leesy tells me good things about her Nokia, but probably no need to buy a new phone just for this.


Phone Charger - I saw Allah fix one last year using only a fork, it was super impressive

Presentation Night Glamour - for those not shopping until dropping on the rest day you should remember;

• suits
• shirts
• ties
• dresses
• shoes
• spanx
• belts
• cuff links
• black socks
• cummerbund
• etcetera 

Recovery Session Gear; bathers and a towel

Roomies - most of us will have a roomie, here we see a picture of CVD and KT celebrating when they found out that they wouldn't be sharing with Copah...

Bearzy pushes all KT's buttons...

Theme, The - It's Toy Story people, get with the program...

You're living in the past!

Uniform - all that lovely Big-V branded gear;

• playing shirts
• shorts
• dresses
• walk-out top
• warm-up top
• hoodies
• jackets
• towel
• trackie-dacks
• bag to keep it all in

VPL - this now stands for Very Provocative Lingerie and will be mandatory for entrance to the Presentation Night limo