The Eighteenth Character...

She always been a friend to New Zealanders, and I've never seen her with any sheep, so she has definitely lost them and can't tell where to find them.

Kylie is...

Damn! Bo Peep got back.

Bo Peep (better known as Ho Peep) is a porcelain shepherdess figurine. Bo and her sheep often play the role of damsel in distress in Andy's plays. It has only recently been discovered that Kylie narrowly avoided being known as Mrs Hotato Head, which 82 out of 100 people surveyed put as their top answer. But luckily this blog does not follow Family Feud rules.

And if you tell me to be patient one more time, I will insert this crook somewhere very unpleasant.

Hey, what did Kylie's seven very short work mates say to her when they caught the same train as her one Monday morning? Hi Ho. It's off to work we go!

Things the internet has taught us: Everyone loves Spam, whether it be a Spam and cheese croissant for breakfast, a hot Spam sandwich for lunch or the always popular Spamghetti Bolognaise for dinner (why not all three!). However it is very sad to hear that some cultures do not allow people do eat pork products, even when mixed with spices and canned for delicious eternity.
However things are now looking up with the introduction of Splamb!

I'm going to tell people I lost you, while I enjoy a Splamb souvlaki with garlic sauce.

The Seventeenth Character...

She's a cyborg sent back from the future to kill Sarah Connor. She can't be bargained with! She can't be reasoned with! She doesn't feel pity, or remorse or fear. And she will not stop, ever!

Kate Sherwin is The Sherwinator, and also because there is only one Terminator looking dude in all the Toy Story movies she is also...

His name is Rocky Gibraltar, but that's not important right now.

Things we've learned from the internet: In 1991 a band called Arnee and the Terminators released the classic I'll Be Back, read these lyrics in your best Ahhnuld accent...

It's not that I'm ill-mannered or a psychopathic hater,
I just like to be treated right like any Terminator.
If I though I'd get results then I'd act a whole lot sweeter
But people always respect an Uzi Nine-Millimeter.

I've never had a problem
In getting what I lack
You don't need please or thank you
You just need! I'll be back.




The Sixteenth Character...

He's a very scary unit, rarely seen without a drink in his hand, and he always likes to keep his shoes on to hide the purple polish on his toe nails.

Copah is...

Copah always preferred onesie pyjamas.

Big Baby is a Bitty Baby doll with a lazy eye and a series of terrifying tattoos. When he drinks too much from the bottle that is apparently permanently attached to his hand, he gets mad at Lotso and likes to chuck her into dumpsters, so watch out for that CVD.

It has recently been discovered that Big Baby's full name is actually Big Prom Night Dumpster Baby, and although the identity of his father remains unknown, use of DNA matching and the LazyEye.com website has uncovered his mother...

Haha, your Mum is Paris Hilton...

Things the internet has taught us: The One Night In Paris video has been watched approximately 34,871,596 times, and according to his internet service provider, views 11,413,251 16,972,397 and 23,051,004 were all Copah, which is now super awkward now that she is his Mum.

The Fifteenth Character...

She likes to hug, she smells like strawberries and she can reset any man to demo mode with a flick of a switch.

CVD is...

You never stop mid Hokey-Pokey...

Lotso, or Bear as she is more commonly known is a plush pink teddy bear with a big plum coloured nose which she says isn't a result of lotso drinking, but we know better. She has a sweet strawberry scent and speaks with a Southern accent. She used to use a wooden toy mallet as a cane, but she only did that to annoy Dave about his ankle surgery.

CVD explains to KT how to defend a centre pass, Dave seems sceptical.

Here's an interesting fact, did you know that the van Dreumel surname is Dutch in origin, and that the Dutch people generally have very long and complicated names and, just like CVD, they are commonly known only by their initials. Lets see if you can recognise some famous Dutch people;

PVDH -  a swimmer and one for the ladies.

DK - a Victoria's Secret model in her swimmers.

GM - shmoke und a pancake? Shigar und a waffle?

Things the internet has taught us: "There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." - This Guy

Batman's butler in happier times.

The Fourteenth Character...

He recently married his dream girl at their dream wedding. She drives her dream car and lives in her dream house.

Ben is...

Oh, Hi there ladies, I didn't hear you come in.

Ken is a smooth talking doll whose love of fashion and obsession with body sculpting do not even come close to making him feel better about not being anatomically correct. Now let's journey through Ben and KT's relationship as seen by Ben's ever-changing hair and outfits.

1. Ben and KT meet at a disco

2. Realising that his disco outfit was super-gay, Ben buys a Harley and draws on a tattoo for their next date.

3. Ben helps KT choose a car.

4. Ben proposes on a tropical island, it is surprising he could hide an engagement ring in those super small shorts.

5. Looking very sharp at the wedding.

6. Being sun-smart on the honeymoon (photo cropped to make you think he might be wearing pants)

7. Ben buys tiny dog and begins life as a Sugar Daddy.

Things the internet has taught us: Every second two Barbie's are sold in the world. There are approximately 27 Barbie's to every Ken which explains why Ken is so happy, and also explains where his kenis went, it fell off due to overuse.

The Thirteenth Character...

She is not a herbivore, but she is definitely a whiz on the computer and hornier than a goat.

Loz is...

Because goats only have two horns you see...

Trixie the Triceratops is one of Bonnie's toys from the third Toy Story. During one of the improv sessions, she mentions coming home from the doctor with "life-changing news". So we can safely assume that Toy Story 3 was made about 8 months before Dela was born. Trixie also chats online to a dinosaur toy down the street called Velocistar237, which almost certainly is Ryzah's secret Facebook name...

Loz tries to delete her internet search history, but it's too late...

Things the internet has taught us: Loz's last seven Google searches;

1. fish with big lips
2. submarine for hire
3. purple kettle
4. crocodile scars
5. tired after eating KFC
6. what do tongan people look like
7. how many chupa chups have they sold in the world

The Twelfth Character...

Some say that she is black with a white belly, others say that she is white with black not-belly, either way her all-white parents would have sat down to have some serious talks after she was born.

Leesy is...

It's too small to read, but the bow-tie says, "Motorboat me here"

Wheezy the Penguin is a small rubber squeeze toy. Some say that she lost her squeaker, some say that she is allergic to dust, and others say that with all the yelling she does during games she can never talk by presentation night.

Following a squeaker transplant from Mr Shark, Sleazy-Wheezy-Leesy develops a lovely singing voice that sounds a lot like the incomparable Robert Goulet.

Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost its wheel. And the Joker got away. Hey!

Things the internet has taught us:
Penguins can't fly - neither can Leesy.
Penguins are warm blooded - so is Leesy.
Penguins are mostly found in the Southern Hemisphere - just like Leesy.
Penguins have short legs - this is becoming uncanny.
Penguins swallow their food whole - GTFO - Leesy is a penguin!