The Tenth Character...

She is so much better than a Magna-Doodle, and just like all police she thinks she is the fastest draw on the force.

Courtney Copah is...

Mark, that had better be my gun in your pocket.

Who didn't love an Etch-A-Sketch when they were growing up? There is a widely held theory that men only like playing with boobs because they are sub-consciously reminded of playing with their Etch-A-Sketch. Ladies should however be cautious to avoid any man who shakes them from side-to-side once they are finished playing.

Now Copah, I know what you are thinking, "wouldn't it be awesome if my character name was Magna-Doodle". Well yes, that would be an awesome character name, but that's not going to happen.

Things the internet has taught us: The Victorian Police website has a really cool section for kids, which is where I found this picture of Courts playing the role of Bad Cop during an interrogation.

You're off the case McGarnagle!
No. You're off your case Chief!
What does that even mean?
IT MEANS SHE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!

The Ninth Character...

She dances a surprisingly good Paso Doble, and she has had so much practice at falling over, she can justifiably call it "falling with style".

KT is...

"KT plays the role of Al as Mossy retells the story of their engagement"

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command got his name as a tribute to real-life astronaut Buzz Aldrin. KT Fleisner got her name after her Dad lost a bet about how short Danny DeVito was while drunkenly watching Romancing The Stone. Originally she was going to be named Kathleen Turner, but in an act of kindness, he just went with the initials. Had she been born a boy, she was going to be named Danny Devito, or Double D for short, which coincidentally is Leesy's nickname.

Buzz Lightyear seems like a straight-laced sharp-shooter, but he is a hiding a terrible secret. Whenever KT has 4 vodkas, she transforms into the terrifying, Mrs Nesbit.

Dave figures out what's in KT's water bottle

Things the internet has taught us: Hamm is a pig, and Buzz is a spaceman, but do you know who the most famous Pig Spaceman of all time is? Ham Solo

Not Pictured: Chewbacon

The Eighth Character...

He only came onto the scene in Toy Story 3, but he impressed with his attention to detail and ability to work long hours.

Simon is...

CVD only had 2 spectating rules; Always be ready to clap and never ever blink.

The Cymbal Banging Monkey (Hello Cymbal if you are reading this) monitors the Sunnyside Daycare security cameras at night, and when Simon tells you that he likes to watch, he's probably not just talking about netball. Back away slowly...

Dave and Simon discuss Claire's playing time...

Things the internet has taught us: Simon like all accountants, spends most of his time at work typing 5318008 into his calculator and sniggering. He has allegedly bought a smaller calculator to make CVD's 5318008 seem bigger in comparison.

The Seventh Character...

He's a bit of a know-it-all, and definitely goes a shade of pink whenever he is exposed to direct sunlight, runs a little bit, or someone turns on a light globe brighter than 75 watts.

Bav is...

"Worst outtie belly-button ever"

Hamm is a wise-cracking realist piggy-bank with a cork in his belly instead of a stopper. Mild mannered porcine by day, at night he assumes his secret identity, that of super-villain the evil Dr Pork-Chop. Also, Leesy love piggies...

Things the internet has taught us: Pork Scratchings are one of the most unhealthy snack foods in the history of the world. They are made by covering pig skin in salt and then deep-frying them. Uncoincidentally, they are extremely tasty, and if you are looking for a nutritional loop-hole, they are extremely low-carb.

The Sixth Character...

She doesn't say very much, she has really expressive eyes and her first words were ooooh...the claw.

Dela is...

"Take me to Pizza Planet Mum, Dad says it's ok if you say it's ok"

What! You are giving kids character names now, how long is this whole character thing going to take? I'm conservatively estimating that the whole thing will take four weeks, probably a little less unless there are secret kids out there that I don't yet know about. I'm looking at you Copley's, it's a well known fact that 93% of Werribee girls have two kids to help them blow out the candles at their 21st birthday party. I'm just saying is all...

The Aliens are green and have bugged-out eyes, much like Dela when her mashed vegetables do not agree with her. In the Toy Story movies, the Aliens were adopted by Mr and Mrs Potato Head, but now thanks to this blog, we now know that the biological parents are Stinky Pete and Character To Be Named Later.

Things the internet has taught us: Dela was a pretty big baby, but according to the Guinness Book of Records, the largest baby ever born was 30 inches long and weighed 23 pounds and 12 ounces, and for those of you who only speak the metric system that is 76.2 centimetres and 10.8 kilograms, and for those of you who only speak Macca's, 23 pounds and 12 ounces is 95 quarter pounders.

That's a big baby, but that won't be the last Big Baby we see as we move through this list...

The Fifth Character...

She's used to organising an entire army of mixed netballers, even though sometimes they do act more like a barrel of monkeys.

Esther is...

"No vegetarians. Booyah!"

Sarge is the gung-ho commander of an army of plastic toy-soldiers. She runs a highly disciplined outfit and is a master of reconnaissance. Sarge's outfit has a strict Leave No Man Behind policy, but there are two vans and a heap of luggage, so accidents can happen.

Woody relies heavily on Sarge, and here we see a picture of the two of them discussing tactics...

Esther was a nervous flyer and wore her parachute at all times.

Things the internet has taught us: All army dudes and also netballers need to be vigilant against a terrible affliction known as Trench Foot. This is an infection of the feet caused by cold, wet and unsanitary conditions, which sounds an awful lot like a tournament at Knox to me. Trench Coats however are both fashionable and highly recommended.

The Fourth Character...

She runs around with hair of red,

a cowboy hat upon her head.

She prefers to throw with her left,

of a human soul she is bereft.

Mossy is...

"I once caught a fish, this big..."

Jessie, the Yodeling Cowgirl is excitable, brave and very athletic, however like all redheads she is rumoured to have a volcanic temper, and obviously needs to wear a giant hat even when the weather is overcast.

Things the internet has taught us: Roles for animated gingers are few and far between, and the actresses will go to great lengths to look right for the part. In fact the transformation for Jessie was voted the 2nd most extreme of all time behind...

Charlize - Before

Charlize - After

Yeah that one was tough to beat...

Jessica - Before

Jessica - After

Actresses just love to play disturbed jail-birds, it's like Peanut M&M's to them...